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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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