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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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