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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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