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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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