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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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