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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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