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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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