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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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