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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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