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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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