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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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