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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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