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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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