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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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