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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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