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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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