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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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