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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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