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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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