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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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