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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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