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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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