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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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