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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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