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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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