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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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