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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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