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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖
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