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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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