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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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