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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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