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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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