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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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