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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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