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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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