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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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