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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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