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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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