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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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