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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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