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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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