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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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