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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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