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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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