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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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