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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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