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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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