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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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