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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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