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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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