Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.