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Pet death

My step-auntie Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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